How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Oh my God, you have a monocle! Is this real? Is this really happening? Good luck killing James Bond.
Ted
Ted: If I wanted to make it personal, I'd call you a bored little trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on Fifth Ave are closed.
Zoey: You're going down.
Ted: Down where? To the yacht club? I'd love to, but wait I'm half Jewish, is that going to be a problem?
Zoey: Ted, this is my husband.
Ted: So Captain how did you get that name?
The Captain: I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his real name.
Robin: You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Barney: I live for the dance
Robin: Get your other hand, off my ass.
Barney: Sorry, sorry.
I didn't realize you were small potatoes, and to be clear I am referring to your testicles.
Robin
So, naturally I snapped the rip off of a triceratops, bloppidy bloppidy blue, I knocked down the whale.
Barney
Ted: Lily you're a psychopath.
Lily: Lil' bit... ohh a Panda.
Robin: God, your nose is bleeding like a faucet
Randy: Yeah, I'm sorry this happens every time I get an erection.
I'll say this, there is no quit in that guy. You should fire him.
Barney
Randy: Just to make sure we're on the same page: is send them downtown not an expression for shredding a document?
I care about high yield off shore investments and so does Tugboat here.
Arthur
BOATS! BOATS! BOATS! It's the Far Hampton Boat Show!!!
Becky
