How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Crocodile Dundee Three is the second best of the Croc trilogies, so maybe I can live with that.
Marshall
Robin: All that stuff is really nice.
Lily: Yeah it's positive racism.
The Koreans are a trustworthy and generous people!
Marvin Eriksen
If? Ted those kids jumped into a painting and chased a cartoon fox around for fifteen minutes. Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.
Robin
Barney: We're gonna get out bro a four star nad rattler. You search knees, feet, banisters, fire hydrants and diving boards. And I'll cover bats, rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding props.
Ted: What about animals?
Barney: Uh claws, paws, talons, hooves, beaks and clenched monkey's fists, we can do this!
My sperm is fine!
Marshall
We love you no matter what. So why don't you get back in that bathroom, pretend you're in high school and "blow dry your hair."
Marshall's Dad
He's going to masturbate!
Lily
Marshall: Tell him that I might not be able to give him a grandchild? I don't even know how to have that conversation.
Barney: I'll show you. Dad, uh there's something I need to tell you. It's going to come as a bit of a shock. You are speaking to the 2011 Tri County Laser Tag Co Champion.
Marshall: I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up.
Ted: Ew! He has to do that?
I WISH I was the office slut.
Robin
I'm freaking out, is there a chance I won't be able to have kids? I've been hit in the nuts a lot.
Marshall
