How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes
We got a ten!
Marshall
Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny Ted?
Robin
Robin: If I stole a scalpel and I cut you open, all I would find is this scared trembling pile of crap.
Ted: See I've missed these talks.
That guy's a dad!
Ted
There are only a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them.
Barney
Come with me if you want to bang.
Barney
Robin: That was not cool Ted.
Lily: Contraction!
Robin: That wasn't cool Ted?
Oh we're bustin' apple bags? I can bust apple bags.
Robin
I'm going to get you to that hospital or die trying.
Barney
Once you see a baby horse erupt through that birth canal you stop even touching yourself.
Robin
He is the manager of the Paramus Waldorf. You come to Paramus, we will hook you up!
Marshall
All hail Beercules!
Marshall
