You know what they call this in the Couv? BBQ weather!

Robin

Heavens to Gretzky.

Barney

Lily you just gave those children a stapler, a pair of sharp scissors and a pretty decent Pinot Noir.

Marshall

When it's just not there, you can't force it.

Ted

Barney: Where is my cash?
Robin: I did a little exchange for you canucklehead.

I want American Scotch from Scotland!

Barney

Welcome to the tribe hoser!

Robin

I'm the real lucky guy because I married my dad.

Marshall

Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.

I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.

Barney

Nora: Forgot my raincoat.
Barney: That makes one of us.

The Pork Authority is closed. Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you little buddy.

James

How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes

Wow Marshall really took a two-flusher on that one!

Ted

Oh thank God! Barney Stinson needs you right before his wedding, you assume there's at least one dead stripper in the closet.

Ted