How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Quotes
Man you're fast when you're drunk!
Lily
I would open a vein in my arm if I could bleed that locket out, just to make her happy.
Ted
Robin: A week from today we are going to be legend, wait for it...
Barney: Married!
Barney: I only have one rule. For every three 10's you bang, throw a bone to a 5. They're grateful and hard working and let's face it, sometimes you just want to lay there.
Laser Tag Kid: What's that got to do with Laser Tag?
Barney: Everything!
Stand up straight Cayden!
Barney
You get older, you have kids, you stop stealing, it's sad.
Lily
I'm not a virgin! My napkin ring has seen plenty of breadsticks and one baguette. I dated a center from the Knicks.
Robin
You didn't vet the stripper?!?
Barney Stinson
Shut it Ralph Maccio! Why don't you go have a party with Luke Skywalker and Harry Potter and War Horse and all the other movie bad guys and stop ruining mine!
Barney Stinson
Here he is. Just as hot as when his Tiger Beat photo spread gave a young girl the courage to explore the suddenly unfamiliar topography of her changing body...The Karate Kid!
Lily
You are so funny. What's gotten into you? Oh that's right, nothing, ever.
Loretta Stinson
I'm small town Marshall. I'm a hick from Brooklyn who's terrified of living more than ten subway stops from where I was born.
Lily
