Connor: Maybe you were both with him.
Asher: Oh, two beards, one chick. That's hot.

Third date's the sex date. Are you ready to get it in, or is he the one getting it in?

Asher

We're not asking her to be perfect. We are asking her to be honest.

Annalise

President of Middleton: Careful, I here he's a thirteenth stepper. He screws the new people.
Annalise: Well, he's barking up the wrong tree.