Robin: I do need you to go see Karen Bender in legal.
Rachel: Uh,OK.
Robin: She's going to tell you that you're fired...cute shoes.

Ben: Hey you want me to hold on to this for you?
Kappo: No I don't! That's my bubby's.

When you're young you have ideas and no money. When your old you have money and no ideas.


I used to look at it like it was mocking me. Tonight I feel like I got a shot.


Those aren't even real dreads. They ain't rasta they imposta.


You never knew anybody who got brought in for questioning?


Cam: Are all Israelis Jewish?
Ben: I don't know.
Cam: That's your motherland right there. How you not know about your peoples?

Ben: You're married?
Nancy: Yes of course.

What are you gonna do at home? Live vicariously through a real housewife of who gives a fuck?


Kappo: It's my pleasure Kiersten.
Kristen: I'm Kristen.
Kappo: Yeah!
Kristen: You said Kiersten.
Kappo: Fuckin' love you girl!

You know you keep talkin' that shit, I'm gonna smack a dress out of you.


Wow total disrespect for the Dom. I gotta respect that.