You're friend has been telling me bad jokes the whole time and calls it crazy chemistry.

Girl that Cam is hitting on

Guess we need a pattern maker.

Ben

Where's my cousin and his Jewish lover?

Rene

Five espressos - Jesus. My heart would explode.

Ben

You know the secret to selling jeans? Cool pockets.

Random guy

Ben: Do you still like the name?
Francisco: Crisp - hell yeah. Simple understated - kind of like you.

(to Rene) I guess where not the losers you thought we were.

Cam

What are you twelve? How many more times will you say f- the man.

Ben

Marco, aren't you gay?

Ben

Dude, she doesn't even look that good - you had her at her prime, no offense.

Cam

KKK really?

Cam

(regarding Rene) He threw you out of the window over a video game.

Ben