Tanya: Are those your kids?
Charlie: So she says.

I watched the ball fly and I watched it fade, and everything stopped. And as home grew closer and my team waited there for me to cross the plate I realized...that my shoulder was f*cking killing me.


You never notice guys like me and now guys like me...we rule the fuckin' world.


Ray: You ever think Ron, maybe she's allergic to you?
Ronnie: Fuck you!

Jessica: Don't you wanna know why I'm unhappy?
Ray: You're unhappy?

I'm a person, not an ATM machine.


I peed on home plate, I'm not a vandal.


You wanna know what I think? I think if there was an apocalypse, and that guy and his kid crossed my path, and I was hungry, I would hunt them down, and I would rip them limb from limb, and I would sautÈ them with some kale and a light white wine sauce. And then I would take the kid's skull and I would wear it, so that everyone would think twice before they crossed me. Then I would take the dad's bones and I would design an accessory line that I would sell from a bombed out Macy's, because that's what's gonna happen to people who try to take what's mine. When the apocalypse comes, I'll be fine. What about all of you?


Jessica: I didn't finish the book.
Lenore: Nobody cares Jess. Just nod and say "it's lyrical."

We're all cultural tourists. I just fucked an artsy white lady...check.


Ray: Hummus means chick pea in Arabic.
Mrs. Koontz: Oh my God, I can't believe I fucked such an idiot.

This is Arab hummus, Ray. Arabs can't make hummus for sh*t.

Mrs. Koontz

Hung Quotes

It's been a rough couple of years. Real rough.


I used to be a big deal. I used to be going somewhere. Now all I do is try not to drown. When did life become something you buy?


Hung Music

  Song Artist
Have mercy Have Mercy Loretta Lynn iTunes
How long do i have to wait for you How Long Do I Have to Wait for You? Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings iTunes