Father: Who the hell are you?
Mary: A sleep deprived mom with a Glock and a itchy trigger finger.

Mary: Is it long enough to be sure?
Marshall: For you or for me?

Bette Midler signing up for the WITSEC tour or is he going solo?

Mary

Charming single dad devoid of any moves. That's your move.

Mary

There's no truth in fairy tales. Not really. You know how you can tell? They're called fairy tales.

Mary

Hey Big Love. It is just the two? Tell me you don't have a red head stashed between door number three.

Mary

Hell hath no fury like two women scorned.

Marshall

Never in my life have I been kicked out of a room, now it's been twice in one week. You're a bad influence.

Marshall

Where'd you find the time to shoot J.R.?

Mary

Cross my heart and hope to die. I really mean that last part.

Mary

They're like the fake family in the frame.

Mary

I'm not walking into another meeting in the Bjorn.

Mark

In Plain Sight Quotes

One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.

Mary

Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.