I don't need the dumb antibiotics. Since the beginning of time, women have healed themselves.

Murphy

Joy: You look like a lunatic. But you wore a dress.
Murphy: Is that what this is? I asked for overalls.

In my world, you don't panic until a body shows up.

Max

I have a UTI, and I'm not going to have sex with you, but thanks for the wine. And the sandwich.

Murphy

I'm at the mercy of the world, and I hate it.

Murphy

Max: You look good.
Murphy: Just start the clock.

Is she more of a garden hose or a soup can gal?

Murphy

Apparently, I'm a rottweiler and two chihuahuas, so I'm cutting back on carbs.

Murphy

You want to help? Skip on out of here and leave me and my family alone.

Darnell

You'd think as my mother, you'd care about the kid who saved my life.

Murphy

I'm going to figure out who killed Tyson because I owe him that.

Murphy

Joy: We just need you to show up and smile.
Murphy: Well, I can show up.

In The Dark Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Joy: We just need you to show up and smile.
Murphy: Well, I can show up.

Murphy: Jess, you're officially fired from being my bar eyes.
Jess: What happened?
Murphy: Dude called me mommy.