Insecure
Sundays 10:30 PM on HBOInsecure Quotes
I don't know what you just said, but do you know who does? God.
Issa
Beyoncé is a better mother than me! This closet is so well organized!
Tiffany [crying]
I'm Molly, and I'm on molly, so that means I'm Molly-squared!
Molly
I GOT TOO MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT! GET THE FUCK UP! BEYONCÉ OR BUST, BITCHES!
Issa [smashing pans together]
Okay. Don’t be mad. I thought we going straight to Coachella when we got here, so I took a edible.
Kelli
I finally learned the choreography to "Formation"! Can I move this chair?
Issa
Oh, it's dangerous. Have you tried that papaya? It's hella spicy.
Issa
Issa: It's Nick, right? Nelson? Nance... ford?
Nathan: I do look like a Nanceford. Nathan.
Issa: I like Nanceford.
Frieda: It finally happened!
Issa: Oh, you got that cat?
Frieda: No, I'm still on the waiting list. Ugh, it's political.
Okay, nice floors, nice windows, you've got a nice view! Oh wait, you can see the "Krispy Kreme Hot Donuts" sign from your window! That's gonna be a problem.
Molly
(singing to taco) You are my greatest love!
Issa
Issa: Don't you go nowhere, mirror bitch!
Issa's reflection: Where imma go?
