Insecure
Sundays 10:30 PM on HBOInsecure Quotes
Issa: Y’all, this is the first time that there is nothing in the way of us getting together! So isn’t that worth exploring?
Molly, Kelli, and Tiffany: No.
Kelly: Uh-uh.
Issa: So y’all just gonna Greek chorus on a bitch?
Molly, Kelli, and Tiffany: Yes!
Kelli: Ya dumb bitch!
I’m with Molly on with this one. We have to do better! We can’t just leave it all up to Chadwick Boseman.
Tiffany
Issa: But…we’re not about to waste time on white people. No offense.
Frieda: No. We’ve given white people enough time.
It’s not like we fucking! Not even a little bit. I mean, has the thought crossed my mind? Yeah. Do I think about it a lot? Duh. Am I thinking about it right now? No. …Yeah.
Issa
Issa: Bitch, you got a blueberry facial for your dog?
Molly: Mmhm. And a paw massage.
Issa: Well do they take walk-ins? Cause Flava-Flav is gonna look better than me.
Kelli: Don’t look a gift horse in the dick.
Issa: That’s not a saying.
Kelli: It is. My grandmother said it to me.
The basic credit tiers are Excellent, Good, Poor, Bad. It's Issa all the way at the bottom.
Kelli
Oh, so now y’all wanna be woke when a bitch been an alarm clock since Day 1? Well, beep beep, motherfuckers! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP!
Issa
I’ve always thought that it's a little insulting that we're servicing black and brown kids and our name is We Got Y’all. That's grammatically incorrect. How about “Let us help you in your community in really positive ways, and go for happiness!"
Sarah
Molly: Okay, so now I don't need your side-eye.
Issa: ... Front-eye.
Issa: I know I told you I didn't care, but I do, and I still have feelings for you. And I'm not saying that because I want to be with you or anything...
Daniel: But it's just that you said you came here because you wanted to be close to your job, and now you're telling me that you got feelings and shit. So like, what is it? Because I'm confused.
Molly: Whatchu got in here? Yes! A Capri-Sun! You know my heart.
Issa: Oh, no no no, girl--those are for passengers only.
