Scissors -- really? What kind of death is that? Not like this. Not when I'm finally this close. And I was gonna save the world.

Bajie

Azra. Azra.

Bajie

The Widow: You got what you wanted. Now you're going to translate it for me. If this book holds all the gift's secrets, one of them must tell you how to get it back.
Bajie: There's no hope for you. I know that now.
The Widow: What about M.K.?
Bajie: What about M.K.?
The Widow: Does the book say how to unlock his gift?
Bajie: I don't know-how would I know that?
The Widow: You're going to find out, or die trying.

Well, it seems like we're going to die alone -- together.

Bajie [to Sunny]

Give me back my son.

Sunny [to Quinn]

Teach him to be good.

Veil [to Sunny]

Waldo: Where's Tilda?
The Widow: We parted ways.
Waldo: Just tell me she's still alive.
The Widow: God, what kind of a mother do you think I am?
Waldo: I don't know what I think you are anymore. First you betray Veil, then Sunny, now you own regent? You and Quinn deserve each other. I'm done.

Quinn: Let her dig her own grave before you execute her. She deserves that courtesy.
Lydia: I will live long enough to see Sunny slit your throat.

M.K.: Do you really think I don't see through your bullshit? I know what you are.
The Widow: Alright. No more games. The truth is, you're never going to leave this place until I get what I want.
M.K.: Yeah, and if I do get my gift back, first thing I'm going to do is use it to kill you.
The Widow: Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take, because I'm willing to die for what I believe. So, if you think that you can kill me, then try. But if I win, then you're mine. Do we have a deal?

Waldo: I thought you were dead.
Tilda: Come with us.
Waldo: You take care of yourself, tinker bell.

Bajie: We're not leaving without the book, Minerva.
The Widow: Come and get it.

Gabriel: What is it?
Quinn: Just taste it. Congratulations, Gabriel. You are now part of a very select society. One of only two men in this entire army to have ever tasted ice cream!

Into the Badlands Quotes

M.K.: You're just angry because you know this is the right thing to do.
Bajie: Every time I try to do the right thing, I end up tits deep in shit. And I do NOT like having shitty tits.

Lydia: These past few months have been the happiest I can remember in a very long time. You saved me.
Penrith: We didn't save you - the Gods did.