It's a magical town.

Charlie

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• Added: September 22, 2011

It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people.

Dee

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• Added: September 22, 2011

There are far worse people at the Jersey shore than the cast of the Jersey Shore!

Dennis

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• Added: September 22, 2011

Did you rape me last night?

The Waitress [to Charlie]

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• Added: September 22, 2011

Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.

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• Added: September 22, 2011

We're in the steroid capital of the world.

Mac

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• Added: September 22, 2011

Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!

Mac

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• Added: September 22, 2011

We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.

Dee

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• Added: September 22, 2011

I'm sorry. Is no one gonna talk about Dee's hair?

Mac

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• Added: September 22, 2011