I will rate every single women in this restaurant!

Dennis

• Permalink: I will rate every single women in this restaurant!
• Added: January 21, 2015

I don't have online though.

The Waitress

• Permalink: I don't have online though.
• Added: January 21, 2015

I have a name.

The Waitress

• Permalink: I have a name.
• Added: January 21, 2015

You can't even spell.

Dennis

• Permalink: You can't even spell.
• Added: January 21, 2015

Frank: A cowboy and a teacher walk into a store..
Charlie: Well that doesn’t make any sense. Cowboys hate teachers, they’re independent thinkers!

• Permalink: Well that doesn’t make any sense. Cowboys hate teachers, they’re independent thinkers!
• Added: January 21, 2015

Of course there were other guys - I don’t like the way you asked that question. Switch with her!

Dennis

• Permalink: Of course there were other guys - I don’t like the way you asked that question. Switch with...
• Added: January 21, 2015

Frank: So, what could we talk about?
Mac: A Creatin shit!

• Permalink: A Creatin shit!
• Added: January 21, 2015

if we could get in some pleasant banter and punctuate it with some witty jokes, we could be set.

Frank

• Permalink: if we could get in some pleasant banter and punctuate it with some witty jokes, we could be...
• Added: January 21, 2015

I was a five star man before the internet and I’m a five star man now. I just gotta shed the dead weight. God damn it!

Dennis

• Permalink: I was a five star man before the internet and I’m a five star man now. I just gotta shed the...
• Added: January 21, 2015

Well it's a cock ring, for, uh, all my lovers.

Dee

• Permalink: Well it's a cock ring, for, uh, all my lovers.
• Added: January 21, 2015

Uh, well, don't talk about the system.

Dennis

• Permalink: Uh, well, don't talk about the system.
• Added: January 21, 2015

He's engaging you physically.

Mac

• Permalink: He's engaging you physically.
• Added: January 21, 2015