It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Quotes
It's not just a game. It's a war.
Charlie
Your back is so crooked and bony and all over the place, I can't get a flat surface!
Dennis [to Dee]
3D boobies. Now THIS is news.
Mac
Kill the machines!
Dee
Don't make me do it Cricket. I will slice you in half!
Dee
I'm getting air. You're sucking it all up with your panicking.
Frank [to Dee]
You're marching me to the ovens!
Cricket
Storm coming? Hatchet coming.
Charlie
Frank: When it's white people, it's surviving. When it's black people, it's looting.
Dee: No Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread and the black people are stealing speakers.
You be the battery guy and I'll be the chicks-and-tits guy.
Dennis [to Charlie]
This Jackie Denardo chick...she's sparked another storm inside me if you know what I mean.
Dennis
He was probably down here with Mac watching you rape girls and eating pickled eggs.
Dee
