We also got Motley Crue, donkey shows and cake.

Frank

• Permalink: We also got Motley Crue, donkey shows and cake.
• Added: November 03, 2011

Everybody lies on the internet.

Frank

• Permalink: Everybody lies on the internet.
• Added: November 03, 2011

Dee banged a fat, old, black lady and sent her a bunch of hair.

Mac

• Permalink: Dee banged a fat, old, black lady and sent her a bunch of hair.
• Added: November 03, 2011

If you shush me one more time I will put you underground!

Dee [to old black lady]

• Permalink: If you shush me one more time I will put you underground!
• Added: November 03, 2011

Is anybody online the real person they say they are?

Dee

• Permalink: Is anybody online the real person they say they are?
• Added: November 03, 2011

Hair? Sending hair? That's demented.

Mac

• Permalink: Hair? Sending hair? That's demented.
• Added: November 03, 2011

Don't tweet me. Don't shush me. Just connect with me.

Dennis

• Permalink: Don't tweet me. Don't shush me. Just connect with me.
• Added: November 03, 2011

Rude man who shushes please call.

Dennis

• Permalink: Rude man who shushes please call.
• Added: November 03, 2011

I've never seen that cartoon character in here shushing people.

Bartender

• Permalink: I've never seen that cartoon character in here shushing people.
• Added: November 03, 2011

He made soup of your insides.

Charlie [to Dennis]

• Permalink: He made soup of your insides.
• Added: November 03, 2011

Shushing someone is not an assault.

Cop

• Permalink: Shushing someone is not an assault.
• Added: November 03, 2011

I don't like people with almond eyes. I find them creepy.

Charlie

• Permalink: I don't like people with almond eyes. I find them creepy.
• Added: November 03, 2011