If I ever see you here again wearing that devil cloth I'll knock your skull clean off your body.

Angus [to Major]

Liv: All that weird Bozzio stuff, the reason that I said what I did, I saw Bozzio kissing another guy at The Scratching Post. I'm so sorry, Clive. For everything. I thought you'd want to know.
Clive: Were in an open relationship.
Liv: Oh.
Clive: Yeah.
Liv: You don't seem like the open relationship type.
Clive: I'm not, but I'm in love, and I'm willing to try anything to make it work.

Customer: Tell me, where do you get all of these brains?
Blaine: Well, I'm the head of a huge criminal enterprise. [both laugh.] Now I have to go to do a terrible thing to a nice lady. Enjoy your meal.

I want you to know that no matter our politics, that I care about you and want us always to be friends.

Major [Wrestler Voice]

iZombie Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

Clive: Is that Colin Firth?
Liv: Where? [Clive laughs] you're a secret mean girl!

Zombie: You broke my damn arm!
Russ: I'm from Fillmore Graves, and we don't play.