You sleep with someone. You think you know them. They could be anyone.


Liv: Have you guys ever wrestled? Stripped down, oiled up, see who winds up on top?
Major: Have we?
Ravi: Strangely enough, no.
Major: Night's young.

Go forth and direct your lust elsewhere.


I'm gonna show you why they call it a cockpit!

Kristen Bell

"The Upright Position" as read by Kristen Bell. I've always felt a kind of connection to her.