I don't know how many 'Take Back the Night' self-defense seminars they gave at your sorority house, but I could pretty much take out Batman with a spiral notebook and a student ID card.

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You come up with a name for you new startup? I wouldn't give it another thought (shoots both minions in the head). No surprise, really. Most small businesses fail.

Blaine

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Have you by any chance been taking advantage of our state's liberal marijuana laws?

Evan

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Her life is like the whorey version of that movie, Memento.

Ravi

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Don't startle them. They're thinking.

Blaine

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Oh, Jackie. I made you a zombie, but I'd never make you a whore.

Blaine

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