I'm staying here. My dying wish is to be a guinea pig. You can't deny me my dying wish.

Isobel

We need to study her, figure out what makes her immune. Maybe she's the key to finding the vaccine.

Ravi

It probably would have been easier to drop your grievances in the comment box.

Chase

Michelle: I didn't mean for that to happen.
Clive: But it did.

Major: So you know, I'm out on the streets trying to catch a murderer.
Clive [mutters under his breath]: I catch a murderer every week.

We saw Ravi eating a brain tube. How is Peyton sleeping with him if he's not a zombie? And if he's not a zombie, why the brain tube? What is he?

Blaine

Major: So what am I in trouble for now?
Liv: You seriously have to ask? You were right there when Chase Graves crushed Mama Leone's skull. You probably had to wash bits of her off of you.
Major: Renegade was breaking the law and fully aware of the consequences. Her death, while tragic, probably saved lives.
Liv: Hey Major, I've seen that movie too. You're quoting The Bad Guy.

Major: Hey there, I'm Major.
Isobel: Hello, sir.
Liv: Sir? Bitch, please. This is just Major. Major, this is my neighbor, Isobel.

Why am I just hearing about this now?! I can't do my job if I don't know what's going on in the city!

Chase [in a rage]

We're going to auction off ten zombie cures to the highest bidder on the dark web.

Blaine

Fillmore Graves can declare Martial Law now?

Clive

I'mma text my posse. We was hitting a movie, and this Caine fool is making me miss it. I was 'bout to go ham on a large tub with extra butter.

iZombie Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

I'mma text my posse. We was hitting a movie, and this Caine fool is making me miss it. I was 'bout to go ham on a large tub with extra butter.

Liv

Weston: S'up, Shorty. What is good?
Liv: On my grind, you know? Getting that shmoney.