Someone should teach you how to humble brag. People might hate you less.

Blaine

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• Added: February 16, 2016

Shhh, the lying to save your life section comes later.

Blaine

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• Added: February 16, 2016

Clive: I'm gonna run this by Bozzio.
Ravi: If she bears your children, you'll start using her first name, right?

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• Added: February 16, 2016

We did it! Zombie cure, here we come!

Major

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• Added: February 16, 2016