Blaine: I'm going to stick you in the same hellhole where you stuck grandpa.
Angus: He babied you!
Blaine: He loved me. You just don't know the difference.

Protecting rich white kids is your job.

Blaine

Major: I won't let anything happen to you.
Liv: And I won't shave your eyebrows.

Ravi: You bought a grenade out of the trunk of a car. How can you not figure out how to buy drugs at a nightclub?
Major: It's a different skill set!

I got your deets from a Jamaican dude at the morgue.

Brody

Major: I'm really not up for the 'watch me do drugs' favor.
Ravi: I'm sorry, I didn't realize there were limits to our friendship.
Major: Oh, don't bat those big, brown eyes at me, you manipulative bastard!

So you know I'm referring to your beard as Princess Sparkles from now on, right?

Major

I take back every bad thing I ever said about frat boys. These brains are fun as hell!

Liv

I hope you like jagerbombs and homoerotic subtext.

Ravi

Liv: What happened to Caesar?
Ravi: He came, he saw, he was stabbed several times in quick succession with a sharp, cylindrical object.

iZombie Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

I hope you like jagerbombs and homoerotic subtext.

Ravi

Liv: What happened to Caesar?
Ravi: He came, he saw, he was stabbed several times in quick succession with a sharp, cylindrical object.