I have zombie questions, okay? I wrote them down. There are a few pages.

Peyton

Oh, take your finger out of your mouth, sweetie, that's full of herpes.

Liv

Okay, you've literally forgotten the meaning of the word 'literally.'

Ravi

The color is called 'sorry Beyonce' and I might be in love with it.

Liv

Your work, distasteful as you find it, saves lives.

Gilda

If only contract killers filed W-4s.

Ravi

Blaine: I'm going to stick you in the same hellhole where you stuck grandpa.
Angus: He babied you!
Blaine: He loved me. You just don't know the difference.

Protecting rich white kids is your job.

Blaine

Major: I won't let anything happen to you.
Liv: And I won't shave your eyebrows.

Ravi: You bought a grenade out of the trunk of a car. How can you not figure out how to buy drugs at a nightclub?
Major: It's a different skill set!

I got your deets from a Jamaican dude at the morgue.

Brody

Major: I'm really not up for the 'watch me do drugs' favor.
Ravi: I'm sorry, I didn't realize there were limits to our friendship.
Major: Oh, don't bat those big, brown eyes at me, you manipulative bastard!

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Liv: Do you have any open sores in your mouth?
Major: Sexy.

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Oh, the humanity.

Liv