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Please let this conversation end with you cutting the crusts off a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Ravi
You woke up in a body bag? I'm not kidding, I literally used to have a reoccurring nightmare about that.
Lowell
Hey Lowell, so sorry to do this on a message, but I have to cancel. I'm literally seconds away from puking, it hit me out of nowhere, and I'm calling you from the bathroom floor right now. Hope you understand- oh my god, I'm such an idiot, I totally forgot you're a zombie. I can just tell you. I had a bad batch of agoraphobe brain, and I can't get out of my apartment. Okay, bye.
Liv
Must have donuts. Great, I hate Homer Simpson's brain.
Liv
I believe the professional term is... bleh.
Ravi
I'm a social worker. My insurance covers like one bandaid a year.
Major
Liv: It's him.
Ravi: Ooohhhh.
Liv: Shut up, or I'll eat you!
Holly, why? It's so out of character for you to be dead.
Peyton
Liv: Of everyone here, who would you eat first?
Ravi: I think first I'd ask if someone could spare an apple. Or half a sandwich.
May we never go to hell but always be on our way!
Holly
I don't know how many 'Take Back the Night' self-defense seminars they gave at your sorority house, but I could pretty much take out Batman with a spiral notebook and a student ID card.
Liv
You come up with a name for you new startup? I wouldn't give it another thought (shoots both minions in the head). No surprise, really. Most small businesses fail.
Blaine
