A massive zombie outbreak means never having to say you're sorry.

Liv

Clive: Oh, poor Rob Thomas.
Liv: This is how a skull breaks.

100 dead employees, 1 dead Rob Thomas. I mean, this just looks bad. Do you think Twitter is gonna be kind?

Vaughn Du Clark

What the Hell?

Rob Thomas

Clive: Major?
Random Waiter: Art History. That's why I'm doing this.

Ravi: So, you plan on Weekend at Bernie's-ing a dead Janko down the halls of Max Rager?
Major: Of course not.
Liv: We'll just take his hand.

You're saying my client shot up a butcher shop and peed in the freezer?

Brant Stone

Liv: Major is a zombie.
Clive: Metaphorically?
Liv: Literally.

It's not brain-friends, Liv. It's brain-business.

Scott E.

Relax, sit tight and most importantly, shut your mouth.

Brant Stone

Brooding expressions don't show up on tape. Use your words.

Clive

Liv: Sorry about the mess.
Peyton: Okay, but don't eat a new brain until this is dealt with.

iZombie Season 2 Quotes

Oh, the humanity.

Liv

Liv: Have you noticed that Finale Hope hates me?
Ravi: Her name is New Hope, not Final Hope. You know this. If I wanted to give her a depressing name, I would have gone with Phantom Menace.