Idle brains are the devil's workshop.

Liv

Rob Thomas. I mean, there's something so compelling about the stuff he writes. In an unrelated note, did you know that you were conceived at a Santana concert?

Vaughn Du Clark

I have some hair to dye and some skin to spray tan! Carpe diem!

Major

Blaine: What is it you down here?
Don E.: That's downstairs business. You just concern yourself with upstairs business. Division of labor Master B. That's how productivity happens.

Are you frickin' kidding me? Is this chick crying because her granny is finding out she is stripper? You're being questioned in a murder case because you are suspect.

Liv

Can we go now? I feel like I want to take a bunch of showers.

Peyton

Did that dancer just accept a tip with her butt cheeks?

Liv

If I had known you'd be dropping by I would of worn my less bloody lab coat.

Ravi

We should really change the locks by the way.

Peyton

Rationalization isn't just a river in Egypt.

Ravi

I don't murder employees over missed deadlines, as a rule.

Vaughn Du Clark

You Americans and your violence.

Ravi

iZombie Season 2 Quotes

Oh, the humanity.

Liv

Liv: Have you noticed that Finale Hope hates me?
Ravi: Her name is New Hope, not Final Hope. You know this. If I wanted to give her a depressing name, I would have gone with Phantom Menace.