Because you are yet another male co-opting the female experience. You have everything, leave the postpartum depression alone.

River

Don't condescend Jane. Of course, it has pictures... with my new haircut.

Petra

Jane! The first two letters in shadow are "sh."

Petra

Narrator: And in that moment, Rogelio thought: "if you take a selfie and no one sees it do you even exist?

Petra: I've done plenty of things out of the goodness of my heart for you, haven't I?
Krishna: Like what?
Petra: Well, I can't remember right now. You're putting me on the spot.

Good luck on your Czechoslovakian bootstrap beach lifestyle book.

Moosh, be the bigger man since you are.

Darci

It's just hard to give up on the idea that something perfect might not have been perfect for everyone.

Rafael

If I'm being honest, part of the reason I was staying was for you. You asked me if I'll be able to let go and I said yes. And I will, but it's going to be hard because it means letting go of something pretty big. The possibility of us, which has been there, for me, in the back of my mind, for a long time. And I just don't think I can let that go living here with you.

Rafael

Rafael: Look, I told your grandma it was the greatest kiss of my life.
Jane: You spoke to my Abuela about this?
Rafael: She's my friend, I like her.
Jane: Well then maybe you should kiss her!

Rafael: Do you have a lawyer?
Petra: No, I don't need one. Like I said, it was self-defense.
Rafael: Yeah, I knew a lot of guy in prison who said that too. Just get a lawyer and a good one too.

Petra: You got Villanuevaed.
(Rolls eyes)
Rafael: That's not true. Or even if it was a little true, I never would've worked out with Katherine long term. Obviously, because she's completely nuts. Oh... you don't think so?
Petra: My sister tried to drown me at seas. I have a high bar.

Jane the Virgin Quotes

Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.
Michael: I'm not defensive.
Jane: I don't love you because you're incredibly sexy. I love you because you're my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.

Rafael: No, I really think we've met.
Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells.
Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne?
Jane: Jerk.