Xo: How can I help?
Jane: When he opens his mouth, will you stuff my boob in it like it's a hamburger?
Xo: Honey, I am all over it.

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• Added: October 13, 2015

I did this. I brought the paparazzi upon her. If I hadn't retweeted that Amber Alert... I never thought I'd feeling anything but #blessed to be famous, but now I'm feeling #cursed.

Rogelio

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• Added: October 13, 2015

I'll say this, the girl's got spunk.

Narrator

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• Added: October 12, 2015

Rafael: Wait, what? You just gave birth.
Jane: Yeah, exactly. I'm his mother, and I have to feed him in 92 minutes, so I'm not just going to sit here and wait. I'm going. End of story. I'm just going to need a hand out of bed. Grab those wipes, and grab that burp cloth. Oh, and I need pants. Hey, can you grab me that bag of, um, adult diapers. Alright, let's go!

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• Added: October 12, 2015