You know ours is the greatest love story ever told.

Rose

Rogelio: If Esteban makes you happy, for some very strange, inexplicable reason...
Xo: Stop, he doesn't.
Rogelio: Thank God.

Anezka: Baby has your sense of humor: laughing at others' tears.

I feel like I'm locking you into the patriarchy as I do this.

Professor Donaldson

Awe look, they're having all the feels. All three of them.

Narrator

I'll see you tomorrow and then everyday for the rest of our lives.

Michael

Why do you have a sex basket from my mortal enemy?

Rogelio

Michael: No seriously, I can't wait.
Jane: For all the sex? Yeah I get that.
Michael: To marry you.

I'm getting tired of you assuming that you're the better person.

Petra

Rafael: We got him through a whole year. Don't we deserve to celebrate that?
Jane: Yeah, we do.

Petra: I just didn't want you to be right all the time.
Jane: It's not a competition.
Petra: Sometimes it can feel like one.

Rafael: So my lawyer said they could go easy on me or they could want to make an example out of someone like me.
Narrator: Rich, entitled, son of a crime lord.

Jane the Virgin Season 2 Quotes

I'll say this, the girl's got spunk.

Narrator

Rafael: Wait, what? You just gave birth.
Jane: Yeah, exactly. I'm his mother, and I have to feed him in 92 minutes, so I'm not just going to sit here and wait. I'm going. End of story. I'm just going to need a hand out of bed. Grab those wipes, and grab that burp cloth. Oh, and I need pants. Hey, can you grab me that bag of, um, adult diapers. Alright, let's go!