Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

Pauly D

I'm in Miami. I don't want girls studying for finals. I want girls studying for $%*k!

Vinny

These kids are robots. I could see basketball, pool, beach. Laundry? I don't see it.

Vinny

It's T-shirt time, it's T-shirt time, yo everybody, it's T-shirt time. I made a rap, it's hard being this cool, you know?

Vinny

The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!

Aww yeah, crocodile's gonna eat me, yeah!

Pauly D

It just so happens our initials are MVP. Mike, Vinny, Pauly. We are the MVPs of MIA ... supporting the GFF.

Vinny

I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching each other in the face.

The Situation

I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.

Jenni

Is there any more turkey sandwich?

Pauly D

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

JWoww

I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.

Snooki