Favorite Jersey Shore Quotes
I need closure, bro.
Sammi
I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.
Snooki
Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.
The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.
Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for Guy Code ... it's like where's like general Human Code?
Mike
I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
Mike
With me and Sam, it's not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me; it's a matter of just when I decide.
Mike
Do we have a butter face flavor anywhere?
Vinny
Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh!t ... I will f*%kin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Snooki
You have to stay fresh to death.
Pauly D
I'm hooking up with this girl, your girl's girl, and your girlfriend's girlfriend's girlfriend. Somebody's gotta do it.
The Situation
Sammi: You're going to bed without me?
Ronnie: Yup. Bitch.
