Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.
Mike (The Situation)
I'm gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.
Ronnie
We're beatin'-up-the-beat, that's what we say when we're doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we're banging it as the beat builds 'cause that beat's hittin' us so we're fightin' back, it's like we beat up that beat.
Pauly D
This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.
Mike
You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
Mike
Yo, I mean, this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into with The Situation.
Mike
If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.
Mike
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
Mike
With me and Sam, it's not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me; it's a matter of just when I decide.
Mike
I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
Mike
Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.
Mike
I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!
Ronnie
