Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 4: "Breaking Up" Quotes
Ronnie is feeding steaming ALPO to Sam, on a plate, 'cause he's doggin' her so much.
The Situation
It's not a good idea to come in here with a boyfriend.
Snooki
Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate is going up in this country.
Snooki
[to Snooki] There's half naked girls everywhere. Whatever. Peace. Bye.
Emilio
Ron ... compose yourself.
Sammi
She had summer teeth. Some are like this... and some are like that.
Pauly D
Ron is the President of the I-double-F.
The Situation
[typing] Ron made out with two girls and put his head between the waitress' breasts. Boing.
JWoww
Do we have a butter face flavor anywhere?
Vinny
I'm in Miami. I don't want girls studying for finals. I want girls studying for $%*k!
Vinny
[wasted] I don't hate you because I love you.
Ronnie
[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.
Ronnie
