Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 4: "Crime and Punishment" Quotes
[to girls, pointing at Ron] That's what happens when you take steroids.
Pauly D
Two guys, two girls. Seems like a party to me.
Mike
Me and Sammi talking when we're drunk is like throwing kerosene to the fire.
Ronnie
I have my periodozo.
Deena
Passing out flyers is the best way to meet girls ... I should get a commission for this ... Yeah buddy!
Pauly D
This is going to be a miserable job. So, let's get our buzz on.
Snooki
I'm not a c**kblocker. I gave her back afterwards.
Deena
Deena has a criminal record of c**kblocking now. This is a serious offense and is going to be on her record for at least 7 years.
Mike
[to Deena] Erica called but I don't know who she's called for, Vinny or you.
Mike
Come on. Lesbionic. Lesbehonest!
Pauly D
Sometimes the truth hurts. But, I'm going to bring truth to the people. I'm the people's champ.
Situation
It was called a tag team, not tag rob.
Vinny
