That's actually one of my fantasies, for a fireman to, like, come rescue me, like put out my fire literally, with a fire outcome.

Snooki

This is the like the Guido version of The Amazing Race.

Vinny

I'm a little pot-committed and caught some feelings for her after all we've been through.

Vinny

I was nice enough to bring two. At least entertain the chick or something so I can get it in.

Pauly D

Yeah, I gave them the boot.

The Situation

I need somebody that knows how to take one for the team or entertain a grenade or even decipher the bomb if one comes.

Pauly D

One [fireman] is tall, tanned... and he looked Italian, so I woulda smushed that, yes.

Snooki

[Vinny's] like my big brother, I love him. But usually you don't have sex with your big brother.

Snooki

The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!

Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

[Vinny's] like my big brother, I love him. But usually you don't have sex with your big brother.

Snooki

The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!