Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 3: "Dropping Like Flies" Quotes
It's like fingerprints, how are you going to tell a guidette apart without her extensions?Deena
Deena's hair is f****** disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off.Snooki
[to Deena] Your a** is hanging out. Are you for real. What corner was you working tonight?Mike
Now's it's two meat balls on the loose and we're completely not in the state of mind we should be.Deena
You know it's bad when I'm the sober one.Deena
Snooki: I'm mad drunk right now.
Deena: Can you walk at all?
We met this awesome gay guy. You're gay right? I love gay men. Love them! I can hang out with gay men all freaking day.Deena
Let's just get wasty pants.Snooki
We're not going to remember it. We're probably gonna make out. Team Meatballs!Snooki
We got Situation nation coming down tonight!Situation
I had a lot of anxiety over there, so... I had to deal with it over here, you know. It wasn't the right environment for me to be in... it was too much.Vinny
I would have used the grenade camera on the girl Situation brought home but I had to get this cute girl to get it in for my man Vinny.Pauly D