Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 4: "Fade To Black" Quotes
When I say I'm ready to go wild, I'm gonna go wild.
Snooki
[on sleeping with Sammi] Yeah, we smooshed.
Ronnie
I'm gonna f*%king get at her so bad right now. I'm gonna eat her alive. Bro, seriously? You wanna play this game?
Ronnie
Snooki, Snickers came out of the woodwork, which is hysterical - it was the best thing I ever saw in my life.
JWoww
When I go into the club I have a game plan ... I don't wanna waste my time and take home a girl that just wants to hang out, I just wanna get to the business. So. You gotta light it up and then you move on and at the end of the night you see who you end up with.
Pauly D
I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off ... she wouldn't let me ... no big deal.
Pauly D
They were acting kinda stupid, but we just made the best out of the situation like we always do and just ride out.
Pauly D
Yes, I had sex. Like, hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.
Sammi
I was thinkin' heavy fire and I didn't wear my bulletproof vest and I just don't know if I'm gonna make it.
Mike
You better be hittin' the gym and if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Okay, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half... ya know? Workin' on my fitness.
Mike
I got girls back here almost every night, there's not a time that I don't have girls coming back. Girls love The Situation.
Mike
We're beatin'-up-the-beat, that's what we say when we're doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we're banging it as the beat builds 'cause that beat's hittin' us so we're fightin' back, it's like we beat up that beat.
Pauly D
