If this is going to be the last conversation I have with you, let me know.


I kind of feel Tom pushed me into Roger's arms.


[on JWoww] She sees her ex-boyfriend and then calls her boyfriend, but I'm the dirtbag? Come on, bro ... She's just a shady bitch.


He definitely didn't get the golden ticket, but I gave him a sneak peek.


It just keeps eating at you and eating at you and then when you don't find a guy, you just get more miserable and more depressed.

I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell. It was like a f*%king phenomenon ... I'm not a phenomenon. I'm a train wreck.

(to Deena) I'm single as they come and if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be here with you.

Fake Ronnie

Snooki: This is the things I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol. I'm f*%ked up.

I don't want to drink anymore, but I feel like if I was sober, I'd be bored.

Ra-ra-ra-Roger that!

Pauly D

Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop my pants.

Any Pinot's okay. Pregnant people do it.

Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

We got the best of both worlds. We got to hang out with Ronnie while he's with Sam.


It's kinda like a disease to Snook-for-Love. It's worse than a staph infection.