Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and shaking the butt.


She's gonna f#%k up that situation for this situation. I'm kind of iffy about that.


I don't know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like she's having sex with herself. I don't know.


These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off.


The navigation system is in Italian. I don't think the girls can understand the navigation system in English.


I'm gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL.


Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. It's like a switch in his head. Like it's a disease.


We should get fake boobs together. I'm scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. It's annoying.


My heart is racing and I smell like King Kong's a$$hole.


The roommate situation, it's just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, we're gonna smush, so let me not get myself into that situation.


Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnie's not gonna be able to fit through. He's gonna have to turn himself sideways.

Pauly D

I feel like I'm gonna cry... I'm not kidding... I'm not really gonna cry I just feel like crying.


Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'


[on Deena's chest] If these boobies could talk they would say, I'm a good time, I'm a blast in a bra.