I'll speak for everybody and you can get the f**k out. You left in Jersey, you might as well leave now.

The Situation

[her list of criteria for a man] Tanned; guido; juicehead gorilla; big sense of humor; likes to party; fist-pumps; frolics; isn't a jerkoff; a dork at heart; pays for meals; smells good; nympho; likes pickles; takes interest in my hobbies; very protective; not so serious; likes to sleep in.

Snooki

I think I f**king deserve to be in this house. I've been very respectful to a lot of people and I've let a lot of people step on me. F**k that, no more. If you want to say something, come in my face and we'll fight.

Angelina

This is Mike's wife. He's finally found one as crazy as him.

Vinny

These are not my true friends. I definitely feel I deserve better than this and I don't fit in here.

Angelina

That's definitely a fake number. Who the hell would call Angelina after that?

Pauly D

There are so many chances we have given this girl and at this point I've had enough.

The Situation

I got a boyfriend! My boyfriend is my world! I love my boyfriend! I'm moving in with my boyfriend! He fell in love with me, for me.

Angelina

It's wake-up-the-whole-entire-house TIME!

Pauly D

I want them to know I didn't leave because of them. I left on my own.

Angelina

How dare you speak to me like this? I'm the glue of this family!

The Situation

I don't give a f**k about anybody in this house. All of you's in this house are f**king fake. And I want you all to know that I can't stand any of you's. Fake motherf***kers, all of you.

Angelina

Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes

Hold my earrings.

Snooki

I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds. She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes.

Snooki