Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 2: "It's Gonna Be An Interesting Summer" Quotes
Vinny: Do you think the new girls' boobs are real or fake? I, personally, like fake boobs. Hey, New Girl! What's in a real boob?
Deena: I think it's, like, fat tissue. You only get milk in it if you're pregnant I think.
We're the exact same size, same body shape kind of, we're such a blast!Deena
I can't trust you! You lied to me!Sammi
Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.
I don't care about family dinner. I'm not great friends with these people at this point.Sammi
Enough with the family sh!t, Mike!Ronnie
This is the first night we're going out to a club. F*%king Rom & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in f*%king Seaside, bitch - let's go to f*%king Karma.Snooki
Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, I will hide in a bush. I do f*%ked up sh!t, I don't even know what's wrong with me.Snooki
Oh my God. This girl at the club is beyond the word stalker. She is a parasite and I am the host.Vinny
It's T-shirt time, it's T-shirt time, yo everybody, it's T-shirt time. I made a rap, it's hard being this cool, you know?Vinny
She's probably Ronnie's backpack anywhere he goes in the club. She's a female backpack.Deena
Vinny: I got juice all over me!
Pauly D: That's what she said.