Sammi: These are like weird strawberries are these good like this?
Deena: Yeah those are like raspberries.

God. Everything is in another language.


Who comes to Italy to sleep? Not me.

Pauly D

If Jionni can't make Snooki happy, The Situation is happy to step up to the plate and hit a home run.


Making coffee in Italy is like making coffee in the 1600′s.


Where's the nearest bathroom. I'm trying not to piss in public. Again.


I definitely think Pauly and Deena are gonna smush, it just really comes down to timing.


I've [never] met a girl in my life that can just hook up and have no feelings. They always end up having feelings.

Pauly D

If I do sex with him, it is what it is.


(to Pauly) Please f@$# Deena!


We ended up making out. It was fine, she's a good kisser im a good kisser.

Pauly D

In the words of Pauly D, this is the best day of my life.


Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

It was no, like, 'Mike wanted to snuggle and I said no.' Because I don't want you. Just so you know.