Sammi: These are like weird strawberries are these good like this?
Deena: Yeah those are like raspberries.

God. Everything is in another language.


Who comes to Italy to sleep? Not me.

Pauly D

If Jionni can't make Snooki happy, The Situation is happy to step up to the plate and hit a home run.


Making coffee in Italy is like making coffee in the 1600′s.


Where's the nearest bathroom. I'm trying not to piss in public. Again.


I definitely think Pauly and Deena are gonna smush, it just really comes down to timing.


I've [never] met a girl in my life that can just hook up and have no feelings. They always end up having feelings.

Pauly D

If I do sex with him, it is what it is.


(to Pauly) Please f@$# Deena!


We ended up making out. It was fine, she's a good kisser im a good kisser.

Pauly D

In the words of Pauly D, this is the best day of my life.


Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

It was no, like, 'Mike wanted to snuggle and I said no.' Because I don't want you. Just so you know.


Deena: What's that church called? ... It starts with a V. Vatican?
Ronnie: Vatican. That's the one that Leonardo da Vinci painted with his hands.
Vinny: I'm pretty sure it was Michelangelo.