Angelina thinks like a guy so she wants to get laid. Vinny is a guy so he wants to get laid.

Pauly D

And if it's a smush, you gotta put lotion on your butt.


FYI, I'm not cooking tacos tonight.


I'm very excited for him to come over and you know, get it in.


Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Santa Claus is fucking dead.


Vinny: Ronni's MacGyver, yo.
Situation: He got off scott free.

Situation: What do you think of Jenni and Sammi? I feel like Sammi slayed the giant.
Vinny: Just by stepping up to her, you get a tie. And if you get in a tie with Mayweather, you get respect.

Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.

Jose's taken Angelina on a number of dates. Buying her Fossil watches. I don't how much it was. $39.99? $49.99? The man should be smashed.

The Situation

There's nothing like a nice herpe to ruin a party.

Pauly D

This is probably the best accomplishment I've had in a long time. To kick the shit out of Jenni.


Ok, Kim Kardashian. More like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island.


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I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.


How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.