I've never seen the kitchen this bad. There's hair extensions, there's finger nails, there's like a tuna fish sandwich on the ground. It's like World War III went down last night. It's crazy!

Pauly D

Is there any more turkey sandwich?

Pauly D

I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.

Jenni

How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.

Sammi

Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.

Jenni

How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.

Sammi