Jersey Shore Quotes
I don't give a f**k if you're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old. I'll dance with ya. I think it's hilarious.
Vinny
You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.
JWOWW
Friggin' duck phone!
Snooki
Pauly D. was with the grenade ... When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.
Mike (The Situation)
[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.
Sammi
I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.
Mike (The Situation)
I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee.
Mike
Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse.
Ronnie
You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh.
Pauly D
He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.
Snooki
You have to stay fresh to death.
Pauly D
I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!
Ronnie
