And if it's a smush, you gotta put lotion on your butt.


FYI, I'm not cooking tacos tonight.


I'm very excited for him to come over and you know, get it in.


Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Santa Claus is fucking dead.


Vinny: Ronni's MacGyver, yo.
Situation: He got off scott free.

Situation: What do you think of Jenni and Sammi? I feel like Sammi slayed the giant.
Vinny: Just by stepping up to her, you get a tie. And if you get in a tie with Mayweather, you get respect.

Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.

Jose's taken Angelina on a number of dates. Buying her Fossil watches. I don't how much it was. $39.99? $49.99? The man should be smashed.

The Situation

There's nothing like a nice herpe to ruin a party.

Pauly D

This is probably the best accomplishment I've had in a long time. To kick the shit out of Jenni.


Ok, Kim Kardashian. More like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island.


I've never seen the kitchen this bad. There's hair extensions, there's finger nails, there's like a tuna fish sandwich on the ground. It's like World War III went down last night. It's crazy!

Pauly D