Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes
Is there any more turkey sandwich?
Pauly D
I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.
Jenni
How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.
Sammi
It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.
Snooki
Sammi: Who gives a f*%k?
JWoww: What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?
[to JWoww, on his bling] It's like your t!ts. Looks sick, but it's fake.
Vinny
With this spray-tan, this chain, and this fitted, how could she not love me?
Vinny
If she wants to come into my bed and throw it at me, I'm gonna take it.
Vinny
Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
Angelina: Yeah.
I'm done with it. Done.
Sammi
Nothing happened. She's still with the f*%king kid! What else are you guys gonna do? What else do you want me to do?
Angelina
She's lucky I don't go in there and backhand her.
Angelina
