Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes
Karma's a bitch. Literally!
Deena
I would never in my life lick a butt. Let's be real.
Deena
I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or anything that has to do with Deena's lips in the near future.
Mike
It's not that sturdy ... like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny.
Vinny
It doesn't come up "Stripper Pole" on my credit card, right? 'Cause my Dad would be like "what the f*%k?!"
Snooki
You're gonna come into my house and try to take her away? What is this f*%kin' Romeo and Juliet? The Capulet's and the f*%kin' whatever?
Vinny
Tonight there's a Grenade running around the house ... so I got the Grenade Horn in the house that lets Seaside know when Grenades are present at the Jersey Shore house.
Vinny
I hope you have a f*%king book for the apology you have to f*%kin' write me in the morning... cry all you f*%kin' want, your tears don't mean shit to me. Your tears mean d!ck to me, just so you know.
Ronnie
I don't get an apology... or I'm sorry, not a hug or nothin'... I get a piece a pizza, not a f*%kin' protein shake, you bring me pizza, of all things... REALLY?!
Ronnie
I feel like I'm at a pizza party ... I need like Ninja Turtle plates.
Vinny
Seeing Jenni crying and breaking down... it breaks my heart and it makes me want to find Tom and chop his nuts off.
Snooki
Grenade Whistle!
Pauly D
